What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Bitcoin becoming 'more central’ to portfolios as its volatility cools, Coatue's Philippe Laffont says - CNBC

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

EXCLUSIVE: Trump FTC Secures Landmark Agreement to End Political Collusion in Advertising Industry - The Daily Wire

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Katy Perry’s Rare New Photo of Daughter Daisy Hints at How She’s Handling Split From Orlando Bloom - Yahoo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the downsides of OpenAI's chain-of-thought approach in the o1 model?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

No, not a chance

NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Then came..

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

James Webb telescope spots 'groundbreaking' molecule in scorching clouds of giant 'hell planet' - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Cyberpunk 2077's new update will have "scope similar" to 2.2, as CD Projekt announces delay - Eurogamer

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC