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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:50

Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the downsides of OpenAI's chain-of-thought approach in the o1 model?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
No, not a chance
NASA Science Community Budget Meeting POSTPONED - NASA Watch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Then came..
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
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